Teachbroeck

Conversation 2 minutes ago with J dog

Jdog: Hi Honey how are you?

Me: Fine but... bitchwhinecomplainblah blah

JDog: (ignoring all above whining) What is for supper?

Me: I dunno. I cooked the last 2 days and I am tired today.

IN MY HEAD: and maybe if you picked up some beef from the cow we slaughtered for 250 bucks at your g'ma's out of OUR freezer that still is not at OUR house I could make something!
Jdog: I want grilled cheese.

ME: We don't have any cheese.

Jdog: I know. I would stop at the store but I am all wet from work.

ME: I don't feel like stopping at the store in the rain...with a seven year old!

Jdog: But I am really in the mood for it.

ME: FINE

Jdog: ...and tomato soup.

ME: FINE! BYE!
WTF the dry person should get wet because the wet person is in the mood for cheese?