As I mentioned before, Kdog, Baby J and I ventured across the state 2 hours to see my dear kindred friends...(Ya Ya's I call them...have you ever read the Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood? That is our movie and one of my favorite books)
YA YAs
So Far Today....

One of my more "unique" students misplaced his SS test. MISPLACED!! It was not turned into my basket. He told me he took it home. I called home...implored parents to help him look for it (think of pigpen on the Peanuts). This morning I got long note about he left it on his desk, went out for recess and it was still there. That's it. If it was still there where the fuck is it now? She said he will gladly retake it, but umm he was in the room when we went through all the corrections. The grandpubah cheery is the PS...which only could be proved by pictorial evidence.

It is impossible to take a picture of yourself doing the happydance...
I have 2 words:
I have been working for 2 years with no raise....no contract. We finally settled before Christmas and got part of our back pay today and we will get more in May. My check will also have a bigger (not much) number on it for the first time since 2005.
**AND WHY DIDN'T I ADD A CLAUSE about SEX in the Lawnmower contract??? DUMB DUMB DUMB!
SS DAY 3
ON the surface they look like two very nice SS gifts. 1 from the person who drew my name...and a 2nd from SS #2 (AKA as the person who felt sorry for me cause my gifts from SS1 SUCK ASS)
So I open both and from SS #1 is a nottoobadlooking candle...I was impressed FOR ABOUT 30 seconds...I smelled it and it smelled like rotten floride. Remember back in the daywhen you had the strawberry gel crap in a denture mold and had to leave it forever? Yha that is what it smells like. And of course from SS#2 I got a cutiepatootie snowman.
The Plot Thickens

Sooo yesterday I got a really crappy secret santa gift....(I gave mine a purse sized B&B hand lotion today) Today I got this SUPER CUTE snowman wall hanging. I was so impressed....until I reread the FROM label. It read Secret Santa #2 Either yesterday was a joke and this is gift #2...OR some of the coworkers I showed the uglyass angel to are feeling sorry for me and messing with me. I LOVE IT....working with 8 year olds all day is very rewarding, but a little inner work mystery is to die for!
BAH Fen HUMBUG

THIS is why I have not been in "Secret Santa" here at work for years. WHY I decided to rejoin the group this year I will never know. We each write a small list of things we enjoy or collect. The person I drew like "country things" and lotions. Sooo today the first day of the SS bull**** my perosn got a cute little woodsey snowman ornament from a store with an actual trademark.
I got this.
Pretty sure I did not have "broken cheap-ass angel ornament" on my list.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's piece o'crap.



