Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

YA YAs

TEACHBROECK On 9:51 AM

As I mentioned before, Kdog, Baby J and I ventured across the state 2 hours to see my dear kindred friends...(Ya Ya's I call them...have you ever read the Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood? That is our movie and one of my favorite books)


Soooo I packed up...and decided to stay over...thank you wine lovin mamas who told me to go for it! And then I made the dreadful mistake of keeping Baby J up through one of his naps. I thought he would be soooo tired he would drift away and wake up as I pulled into Jaki's driveway. WRONG
He slept until I picked K up from the swimming lesson bus then cried and fussed for 45 minutes. I almost turned around...it was torture. K got herself a free Webkins out of the deal because she had to try and sooth him by anyway means possible..a few times we just let him cry. When I got to McDonald's he was trembling he had cried so hard...I soothed him and then he did sleep the final lag..leg? of the journey.


Once we got there we had a blast. K swam for 5 hours in the pool. We gossiped, drank wine and oogled over the two baby boys (remember Robyn's baby is HUGE...she knows it...she is a neonatal nurse..it is just his genes!) Jaki made us grilled pork tenderloin, grilled marinated veggies from her garden and I brought my famous cheesy potatoes and of course more wine! We had brownies and ice cream for dessert and continued to catch up while the girls wound down with a movie...


Wed .morning Baby J and I were the last out of bed and we had eggs, muffins and fruit YUM! This time I left Baby J's schedule alone and he did great on the ride home!!!!


I love my friends...they are like sisters to me...even though we live in different cities we keep close, by meeting once a month in the summer and then every 3 months. We love each other's kids, we listen to each other's triumphs and sorrows and we ACCEPT that we are 3 very different women who all love each other....


I wish everyday were Pajama Day!

TEACHBROECK On 6:56 AM


So Far Today....

TEACHBROECK On 8:56 AM




I had a personal day denied. Reason: 1 person already took on on the day I wanted. This Friday 3 people have off for a personal day. Dear Administration. CONSISTENCY look it up and embrace it.
Moving right along.....
In social studies I was teaching about inset maps...we did a few practice things then I told the students to draw the floor plan of their house and then an inset map of just their bedroom. Here is what one of my students brought today. Notice anything phallic?

One of my more "unique" students misplaced his SS test. MISPLACED!! It was not turned into my basket. He told me he took it home. I called home...implored parents to help him look for it (think of pigpen on the Peanuts). This morning I got long note about he left it on his desk, went out for recess and it was still there. That's it. If it was still there where the fuck is it now? She said he will gladly retake it, but umm he was in the room when we went through all the corrections. The grandpubah cheery is the PS...which only could be proved by pictorial evidence.

It is only 11 am. It is only Tuesday.
Send help.

It is impossible to take a picture of yourself doing the happydance...

TEACHBROECK On 9:51 AM

I have 2 words:

BACK PAY

I have been working for 2 years with no raise....no contract. We finally settled before Christmas and got part of our back pay today and we will get more in May. My check will also have a bigger (not much) number on it for the first time since 2005.



**AND WHY DIDN'T I ADD A CLAUSE about SEX in the Lawnmower contract??? DUMB DUMB DUMB!

SS DAY 3

TEACHBROECK On 10:04 AM



ON the surface they look like two very nice SS gifts. 1 from the person who drew my name...and a 2nd from SS #2 (AKA as the person who felt sorry for me cause my gifts from SS1 SUCK ASS)

So I open both and from SS #1 is a nottoobadlooking candle...I was impressed FOR ABOUT 30 seconds...I smelled it and it smelled like rotten floride. Remember back in the daywhen you had the strawberry gel crap in a denture mold and had to leave it forever? Yha that is what it smells like. And of course from SS#2 I got a cutiepatootie snowman.

The Plot Thickens

TEACHBROECK On 7:00 AM


Sooo yesterday I got a really crappy secret santa gift....(I gave mine a purse sized B&B hand lotion today) Today I got this SUPER CUTE snowman wall hanging. I was so impressed....until I reread the FROM label. It read Secret Santa #2 Either yesterday was a joke and this is gift #2...OR some of the coworkers I showed the uglyass angel to are feeling sorry for me and messing with me. I LOVE IT....working with 8 year olds all day is very rewarding, but a little inner work mystery is to die for!

BAH Fen HUMBUG

TEACHBROECK On 8:31 AM


THIS is why I have not been in "Secret Santa" here at work for years. WHY I decided to rejoin the group this year I will never know. We each write a small list of things we enjoy or collect. The person I drew like "country things" and lotions. Sooo today the first day of the SS bull**** my perosn got a cute little woodsey snowman ornament from a store with an actual trademark.
I got this.
Pretty sure I did not have "broken cheap-ass angel ornament" on my list.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's piece o'crap.