Teachbroeck

*Good weekend...road tripped with our good friends....watched our local baseball team play
*May or may not have ended up at a strip club =)
*cooked out last night
*K started swimming lessons which means I have to get my ass out of bed at 7am haul Baby J with keep myself occupied for 1.5 hours (Driving back seems like such a pain!)
*K is grounded for her bad attitude...trust me it is harder on me that she can't use the computer or watch TV (What can I do? I'm bored)
*Tomorrow I have to drop K at lessons (the bus TO lessons actually) drive back pack the car, go get her, and then drive 2 hours away ...I hope Baby J sleeps
*Going to see my Ya Yas...CAN NOT decided if I should stay over night!
Drive home that night:
Don't have to pack as much
Sleep in my own bed
K can stop whining about missing swimming lessons
Stay over:
Baby J may not sleep well
Have to LUG A LOT OF SHIT
Drink WINE!

Last Sunday some coworkers and I went to a beautiful outdoor restaurant to catch up...(I have been gone since May remember) It was such a perfect night filled with laughter and banter only true girlfriends can offer....

Last week my 2 very special friends from college came over...we have gotten together every three months for the last 10 years...this summer we made it our goal to make it once a month since 2 of us our teachers and the other a nurse that works swing and gets stretches during the week off....it is AMAZING to me that all of a sudden there are 7 of us!!! Not including hubbies...(I have since remarried and one has divorced...2 of us suffered miscarriages and then had sons only months apart!) I adore the book the Ya Ya Sisterhood and have called them my Ya Ya's ...

Baby J and Baby E ~I know I know he is HUGE...his mom knows too...she is a neonatal nurse so trust me she is not overfeeding him...it is just his genes!!! He is only 5 months old in this pis!

**Did you know that you can know order G*P and Old N*avy off the same screen?....holy crap I am in heaven...plus I got free shipping and had 10 bucks off...ahh I love the bargain buzz I get shopping from home.

Sooooo.......what is YOUR BAR TAB???? Add them up and leave your score in my comments.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church --$25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed --$10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good $25
Tally it up

Only in my dinky little town do we have DUCK crossing. Also notice the ripped up streets...down the road is the school...we have been under construction for 2 months! A week ago the roads will filled with machines only 8 year-old boys would recognize and men in hard hats would have to halt so I could WALK across the street to K from a friend's house. In a little town like this there are only so many ways to turn! We have been parking all over town while the main drag was dug up...

I wanted to do a full blown post on the craziness of INSTALLING the shock collar and fence. (one day ofter the ball snipping!) Seriously, nothing runs normally in my house. This is the cat literally SITTING on the instruction booklet OPENED to the page about the voltage! See the green box? HE was actually checking it out. How do I turn this damn thing up to BURNT DOG?

I am swearing to whatever higher being you adore...I do not pose this STUFF!! I don't think cat has ever even been on the water softener and now he is reading up how to kill the dog!

This is what Gage thought of the instuctional manual to the shock collar. Really. I love this picture, but I did not set it up. In fact this was 2 days later after it sat in the rain. J forgot it on the deck railing (where he also has "forgotten" lots of mail, beer, PHONES, his wallet)

This final picture also amuses me. Can you see what he using to "bury" the cable? GOOD LORD!

For all you animal loveravocates: the collar is because he was running across the fields after huge farm killing machinery that again only 8 year olds would know the name of. He was also running a 1/2 mile down the road to our friend's house who happen to have a FEMALE golden...we were so worried he would end up hit on the country roads that teenager like to think have no accidents -ever.

He did shocked the first day, but now stays away from the "line" and loves being able to be out most of the day and not chained up because he lusted the dog down the road. =)

This was the only man in my life this weekend. I hate J Dog's hours. I know it is for the best, but I just need some time to adjust to his 16 hour days. The weather was beautiful this weekend! I love my sandals, and will be the last one in WI to put them away. Went for a couple dog walks, did laundry, went out F/S night with friends...pretty sure Friday I was leading some sort of aerobic routine on the dance floor. FOR SHORE there were some cheerleading moves involved. Oh dear. Anyway Sunday I went to play my friend directed...the off for Salmon on the grill at my mom's. Topped off with a Fresh episode of Cold Case.

It is all the dog's fault.

SERIOUSLY! We can't leave him alone for long amounts of time...not at night for sure. So why not celebrate St. Pat's day early...? Sounds reasonable right?
*warning there are pictures of my tongue. More than one. It is gross and thick with Irish whiskey. At times it is even green. Do not proceed to incriminating pictures if you are queasy.

Shots

Large mugs

Shots

The people I took down with me.

Just a little of my tongue

Who drinks like that? GRRoss

Green beerz

The game 32 old mothers should not play

This is getting bad

My beautiful Angie who stopped by on her way for "meat". That is the story we are sticking to anyway.

And then there is this...the last photo before I headed to the jeep and passed out...I DID not rotate this pic....this is how I took it!!! OH DEAR of course there are many more pictures but you get the idea =)

On my break I also...

• spring cleaned



• walked the dog everyday



• spent time with my grandma



• cooked yummy meals



• caught up on DVR



• chatted up good friends

It wasn't all debauchery