Teachbroeck

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1. What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now? Zest Body wash, Caress Cashmere Wash, Hello Kitty body wash


2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Nope

3.What would you change about your living room? Curtains- I found some that I wanted, paint, NEW CARPET!

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Ha ha so funny I don’t have a damn dishwasher (yet)

5. What is in your fridge? Fresh veggies, eggs, Diet Chery Dr. Pepper, lots of condiments, MILK!

6. White or wheat bread? Wheat for us white for K

7. What is on top of your refrigerator? A big serving tray filled with junk mail~!

7.What color or design is on your shower curtain? Blue and green stripes

8.How many plants are in your home? none!!!


9. WHAT HAPPENED HERE? sorry no number 9 opps 2 number 7s...get over it

10. Is your bed made right now? No, our bed is never made unless compnay comes over.

11. Comet or Soft Scrub? Neither

12. Is your closet organized? Yes, and color coded.

13. Can you describe your flashlight? Does a lighter count?

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? PLASTIC CUPS witha straw…glass ones stink!

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? Nope.

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? NO Jdog keeps it pretty clean…there are a lot of dead lady bugs on the floor though

17. Curtains or blinds? Both

18. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1 large body pillow, 2 standards, on small curled up in my arms

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? Bathroom light

20. How often do you vacuum? We try to vacuum once a week, unless there are lots of lady bugs =)

21. Standard toothbrush or electric? Standard.

22. What color is your toothbrush? blue

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Not the dog would eat it

24. What is in your oven right now? nothing but the racks

25. Is there anything under your bed? Yes Christmas gifts


26. Chore you hate doing the most? Raking leaves. If it was legal I would light a match and burn them where they lay. Hee hee THAT IS HOW WE DO IT!

27. What retro items are in your home? me!

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? No it is the gift/garage sale/baby room

29. How many mirrors are in your home? no clue 5? 6?

30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? Well I have dipped into K's Disney wallet before ...

31. What color are your walls? mostly neutrals the Bath room is blue and green

32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? I don't allow any guns in our home...hunting rifles in the garage...I am a LETHAL weapon

33. What does your home smell like right now? pledge

34. Favorite candle scent? do they make powdered doughnut scent?

35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Milwaukee baby dills

36. What color is your favorite Bible? Umm...my favorite Bible?? I thought there was only one...

37. Ever been on your roof? Hell no I stay INDOORS remember

38. Do you own a stereo? yes. but use ipod more...have a satellite one, but the milk truck hauler HOGS it

39. How many TVs do you have? 2

40. How many house phones? ZERO

41. Do you have a housekeeper? No...

42. What style do you decorate in? Clean crisp...newer greens, blues and browns

43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? SOLID

44. Is there a smoke detector in your home? Yes with no batteries...safe i Know... ask the firefighter I live with

In other news:

OPERATION LEAF CLEAN-UP is finally underway. We had sweeper issues... rake issues...even a small brush fire broke out...and really the yard does not look that great. ..

Yes you are all invited to a RAKING PARTY at TEACHBROECK's house...now now there is room for everyone ....just bring your rakes and I will give you beer and steaks. DEAL?! ME? Oh no I don't really do manual labor...I will watch and shout out advice though!

Somehow Kdog got the work gene...she loves to help outside...I do not.

Last week I posted a picture of our local pond ducks crossing the main road...yesterday these two yahoos wanted to cross in front of me...only in the country baby.

13 weeks...and sadly most of that budda was there 13 weeks ago.

ADDED**** How long has my profile read I am from Afghanistan Hee heee

today is 12 weeks. there are no words. we did it.

I am behind on posts....is a quick and photographically lovely update-remember I don't make this sh!t up!

Once again the weather played its little games and it was WARM and BEEFESTED at the appleorchdpumpkinpatch
I had to bribe K to take her own pictures before she would pose for one....I hate my face, my chins and my PUFFY self! I really don't feel like I have gained tons of weight...I have just done ZERO activity! SO I am getting soggy or something.


There was some cry for belly pics...umm I forgot until 10 minutes ago and ran to the bathroom...quick snapped a fuzzy shot before some poor girl came in the BR and thought I was a pervert with a camera in the bathroom. Of course you can see nothing- But the puffy face and the community trash can!

Only in my dinky little town do we have DUCK crossing. Also notice the ripped up streets...down the road is the school...we have been under construction for 2 months! A week ago the roads will filled with machines only 8 year-old boys would recognize and men in hard hats would have to halt so I could WALK across the street to K from a friend's house. In a little town like this there are only so many ways to turn! We have been parking all over town while the main drag was dug up...

I wanted to do a full blown post on the craziness of INSTALLING the shock collar and fence. (one day ofter the ball snipping!) Seriously, nothing runs normally in my house. This is the cat literally SITTING on the instruction booklet OPENED to the page about the voltage! See the green box? HE was actually checking it out. How do I turn this damn thing up to BURNT DOG?

I am swearing to whatever higher being you adore...I do not pose this STUFF!! I don't think cat has ever even been on the water softener and now he is reading up how to kill the dog!

This is what Gage thought of the instuctional manual to the shock collar. Really. I love this picture, but I did not set it up. In fact this was 2 days later after it sat in the rain. J forgot it on the deck railing (where he also has "forgotten" lots of mail, beer, PHONES, his wallet)

This final picture also amuses me. Can you see what he using to "bury" the cable? GOOD LORD!

For all you animal loveravocates: the collar is because he was running across the fields after huge farm killing machinery that again only 8 year olds would know the name of. He was also running a 1/2 mile down the road to our friend's house who happen to have a FEMALE golden...we were so worried he would end up hit on the country roads that teenager like to think have no accidents -ever.

He did shocked the first day, but now stays away from the "line" and loves being able to be out most of the day and not chained up because he lusted the dog down the road. =)

Humiliated yet loving the attention on her birthday OLE'!

DID I post this pic already?

Mushroom lasagna just like Barefoot Contessa
To her credit she DID rake quit a bit...then her and Gage ripped apart every pile!

KDog wanted to try out the Doppler...this picture is so cute!! In 10 more years NOT so cute!

My favorite picture so far. She is leaning on my belly...hugging the baby. I did not pose this picture...which is why I LOVE it!

I have posts! I have photos!
But it was 89 degrees here in WISCONSIN...IN OCTOBER! And then this morning there a monsoon rainfall so I don't have my camera.
At this rate K-dog will have to wear a bikini for Halloween.

PS SO SAD

Let's play a game!

You know you are really tried when..........................................



Okay Okay I will go first!

you fall asleep with out brushing your teeth and you just puked.


your turn!!!!

PS Good luck to my friend BEEBOP today!

"When your heart beats....Next to mine ohhhh yhaaaa
Feels so good inside...When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"

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So Friday I went to my DR appt. It took 46 minutes to get there...I had to do breathing exercises just to make it. THEN I sat in the office with the ultrasound machine and pants off for 23 minutes. GAH! The DR walked in and was all happy and dancing around in his Packer Jersey...(score pints for that Doc).
AND the TEARS started to FLOW!
HE looked at me and said ummm OKAY let's just do this.
There was kicking, dancing, and HEART BEATING!
HE said my chance of miscarriage is less than 5% now. In 2 more weeks will be less than 1%.
IF YOU HAVE ANY STORIES THAT CONTRADICT THOSE FINDINGS PLEASE DO NOT SHARE THEM WITH ME AT THIS TIME!

I LOVE YOU ALL thank you for your WHOHOOWOSSS and SUPPORT!!!!!
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I lost the TUB (as in huge container not easily lost) of meds I need.
I don't lose things. I AM RESPONSIBLE!
They must have fallen out of the car at one of the 2 places I went to after.
Called both places no luck.
IT has my FULL NAME on it next to the words INSERT INTO VAGINA DAILY!
And insurance won't cover replacements so I need to pay 70 bucks and drive to 60 minutes and get them. which really bothers me very little compared to my name rolling around some windy restaurant parking lot next to the words INSERT INTO VAGINA DAILY!